10 Worst Movies of 2017

2017 was another year of change for Kneel Before Blog. The biggest change was that we switched to a star rating system for film around halfway through the year. TV will continue to be rated out of 10 but films will be rated on a scale of 1-5 stars as is the accepted standard for…

The Hitman’s Bodyguard

A bodyguard is tasked with protecting a notorious Hitman so that he can be brought safely to testify against a dangerous criminal in Patrick Hughes’ The Hitman’s Bodyguard. This is one of those films where the plot doesn’t matter in the least. Any story the film has is an excuse for the main actors to…

Gods of Egypt

So finally we have the chance to see Alex Proyas’ Gods of Egypt, I would say fresh from it’s disappointing box-office on its release in the US, but that was back in February, so “fresh” is a word that seems unwarranted. However, was the critical slating, a merge 12% on Rotten Tomatoes, and the lacklustre…

EIFF 2015 – Narcopolis

Justin Trefgarne’s Narcopolis takes place in the not too distant future where recreational drugs are legal with some of the more dangerous narcotics off limits. The film follows a determined drug enforcement cop Frank Grieves (Elliot Cowan) who is taken off a mysterious case involving an unidentified corpse. Narcopolis has a story that needlessly complicates…