The Review at the End of the Universe
2017 was another year of change for Kneel Before Blog. The biggest change was that we switched to a star rating system for film around halfway through the year. TV will continue to be rated out of 10 but films will be rated on a scale of 1-5 stars as is the accepted standard for…
A “Meh” Emoji struggles with being different when he is identified as a malfunction once his ability to express different emotions is identified in Tony Leondis’ The Emoji Movie. This film takes place largely inside the phone of a teenage boy where Emojis wait patiently to be used and have their likenesses sent to other people….
Owen Harris’ Kill Your Friends tells a -hopefully- exaggerated story of how cut-throat the music industry could be at the height of the Britpop scene in the late 90s. The film is adapted from John Niven’s novel by Niven himself. His novel was based on his own experiences as an A&R man during this period….
Rob Marshall’s Into the Woods adapts the famous stage musical of the same name and throws it onto the big screen for all to see. The basic story is that a Witch (Meryl Streep) enlists a Baker (James Corden) and his wife (Emily Blunt) to bring her magical items from various fairy tales in order…
