10 Worst Movies of 2017

2017 was another year of change for Kneel Before Blog. The biggest change was that we switched to a star rating system for film around halfway through the year. TV will continue to be rated out of 10 but films will be rated on a scale of 1-5 stars as is the accepted standard for…

The Emoji Movie

A “Meh” Emoji struggles with being different when he is identified as a malfunction once his ability to express different emotions is identified in Tony Leondis’ The Emoji Movie. This film takes place largely inside the phone of a teenage boy where Emojis wait patiently to be used and have their likenesses sent to other people….

Mr. Pig

Diego Luna’s Mr. Pig is not a biography of current British Prime Minister David Cameron but it does chronicle a man’s obsession with something many would see as trivial. I couldn’t resist the semi-topical joke in the beginning so apologies to any international readers who won’t understand what I mean. If you’re interested google something…

Maggie’s Plan

Rebecca Miller’s Maggie’s Plan deals with some big ideas such as life choices and different ways that a family can be constructed. Greta Gerwig’s Maggie is a fiercely determined academic who is driven to have a child of her own without necessarily having a man in her life. She chooses to go down the route…